Whenever I see blpak's xiaolinswaps I get ridiculously happy but then I suddenly thought “Clay swapped with Megan” and my brain kinda froze as it tried to comprehend what I just thought.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
(Source: amovible, via obstinaterixatrix)
I oughta get into the habit of actually scripting out ex nihilo updates. I kinda have a habit of saying too much shit and combine that with impromptu writing and you have some pretty awkward dialogue and unnecessary narration.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
(Source: gingerbreadlou, via obstinaterixatrix)